I passive/aggressive the hell out of that. A 'request' with no salutation? My first reply is "What? No 'Hello'? No 'When you have a moment?' No 'How is your m

I passive/aggressive the hell out of that. A 'request' with no salutation? My first reply is "What? No 'Hello'? No 'When you have a moment?' No 'How is your morning?'"