> No one in the government cares that you are purchasing a dildo. As a resident of the great state of Texas, I must disagree. There are thousands, if not milli

> No one in the government cares that you are purchasing a dildo. As a resident of the great state of Texas, I must disagree. There are thousands, if not millions of assholes, that care if I can purchase a dildo. Possibly just in this state alone.