Everyone agrees double standards are bad. No one believes they have double standards. This is like when people post trite aphorisms as if it's some sort of mi

Everyone agrees double standards are bad. No one believes they have double standards. This is like when people post trite aphorisms as if it's some sort of mic drop moment. As if the aphorism can't possibly apply to them as well. No, they're the chosen one, elected by the self to bring the wisdom to the sleeping masses. No Billy, you're not some warrior poet bucking the system, you're a fucking dipshit who barely graduated high school who services vending machines.