Why are Windows updates such an absurd experience? All my Macs and Linux machines update without any hassle and without taking so much time, Windows always take

Why are Windows updates such an absurd experience? All my Macs and Linux machines update without any hassle and without taking so much time, Windows always takes very, very long and what is even more annoying it not only takes forever, but even after waiting 20 minutes for updates and rebooting it still needs new updates. It is absolutely embarrassing and horrible. A bad, unusable system. Fortunately I replaced all Windows machines with actual operating systems, so I do not have to use that ugly joke system too much.