Dude. I wrote a piece of software for a company that takes online signups, and then matches them to customers who purchase things in the store. Many years ago t

Dude. I wrote a piece of software for a company that takes online signups, and then matches them to customers who purchase things in the store. Many years ago they asked me to write a report that output local customers who had signed up online, but never bought anything. The database table for transactions is called `trans`. So the report I coded was labeled "No_trans_customers". Last year I get a call from the company CEO -- can we rename this report? Apparently someone saw the name of it and freaked the fuck out.