The trick is that this bike might be so bad that thieves would prefer stealing all the other bikes in view. The only realistic measure against bike theft is gua

The trick is that this bike might be so bad that thieves would prefer stealing all the other bikes in view. The only realistic measure against bike theft is guarded parking or fixed installations of mini-garages (that would force a would-be breaker to blindly guess which box contains something valuable). I guess you could fit about ten of those in the space required for one car worth of parking?