In terms of being sold as smoking gun, every !@#$% academic publication these days seems to make grandiose claims. "We found an effect size of 0.00001 with p=4

In terms of being sold as smoking gun, every !@#$% academic publication these days seems to make grandiose claims. "We found an effect size of 0.00001 with p=4.98%. Therefore, we conclude [something which wouldn't be a conclusion even if the data had an effect size of 5 and p=0.00001]"