Manager: You didn't do <x>. Me: Yes I did, <searches> here it is. Manager: But you didn't keep me up-to-date that you did it. Me: Yes I did, here are my

Manager: You didn't do <x>. Me: Yes I did, <searches> here it is. Manager: But you didn't keep me up-to-date that you did it. Me: Yes I did, here are my weekly (as requested) progress e-mails. Manager: But you know I don't read my e-mail. Me: #%#&$@# ---------- Me: Assigns one of my team members task X before I go on vacation. Manager: Reassigns my team member away from doing task X while I am on vacation. Manager: Docks me for task X not being done right after I come back from vacation. Me: #%^!$!@ --------------- Co-Worker: I don't know how to do <X> Me: Have you tried the documentation on <X>? Co-Worker: No. Me: Well, here it is. Co-Worker: But it doesn't explain how to do X.Y! Me: The 2nd line of the documentation for X is a link that has Y in the title. Did you try clicking on it? Co-Worker: I can't find anything! Me: Did you try clicking the link? Co-Worker: No. Manager: You're not helping <Co-Worker>! Me: #$%@^!&