Well, since we're theorizing: my theory is that he's f*in' goofy! Which reminds me of an old joke: The judge opened the courtroom proceedings: "Mr. Mouse, as

Well, since we're theorizing: my theory is that he's f*in' goofy! Which reminds me of an old joke: The judge opened the courtroom proceedings: "Mr. Mouse, as I understand it, you're petitioning the court for a divorce from your wife because she is insane. Is that correct? Mickey sighed: "No, your Honor, what I'm saying is that she's f*in' Goofy!"