Also: "We are your best friend, you surly wouldn't ruin our very important show, right?" And with "best friend" I mean only friend they couldn't afford to offe

Also: "We are your best friend, you surly wouldn't ruin our very important show, right?" And with "best friend" I mean only friend they couldn't afford to offend given that they already had been in a tensed situation with "the west". Like in "the only nation which can still ship you chips and similar if you really mess with the West and the bite back".