You've repeated this take twice, but it is still wrong. Yes, the fastest water molecules on your skin escape. But you also have water from the air also latching

You've repeated this take twice, but it is still wrong. Yes, the fastest water molecules on your skin escape. But you also have water from the air also latching onto your skin which you aren't accounting for. You're free to see how well evaporative cooling works when there is a lot of water in the air. You can just take a fan into a bathroom and run the hottest shower possible for a few minutes.