Remember kids: In case of global thermonuclear war be sure to wash your hands, cover your face, and keep 6 feet of distance between you and the other survivors

Remember kids: In case of global thermonuclear war be sure to wash your hands, cover your face, and keep 6 feet of distance between you and the other survivors who just received lethal doses of radiation. -- “A fire broke out backstage in a theatre. The clown came out to warn the public; they thought it was a joke and applauded. He repeated it; the acclaim was even greater. I think that's just how the world will come to an end: to general applause from wits who believe it's a joke.” - Soren Kierkegaard, Either/Or, Part I (1843)