Tamales made by crushing up Dorritos and pork rinds, soaking them and using them for the masa was delicious, but f@#k no I never crave prison food. Also, we had

Tamales made by crushing up Dorritos and pork rinds, soaking them and using them for the masa was delicious, but f@#k no I never crave prison food. Also, we had no microwave, so everything is cooked in a trash bag in a trash can filled with hot water. Also all our excercise during COVID was by using trash bags filled with water as weights. The guards would pop the bags and flood all your stuff. Telling you where the cheese is kept would be considered snitching ;)