Enterprise licensing is a tarpit of unimaginable fuckedness. The most ridiculous kind of licensing I've ever seen is an application (for data compression) wher

Enterprise licensing is a tarpit of unimaginable fuckedness. The most ridiculous kind of licensing I've ever seen is an application (for data compression) where "how many bytes did it save" has to be accounted because it's one of the main ways the license fees are calculated. And of course the usual insanity with twenty different portals (one for every other president, and about as old) per vendor, disjoint logins, human-in-the-loop verification and so on.