I'm an Android app developer. But, naturally, I have some insight into what my iOS colleagues do. Every iOS developer I know views the app store as an asinine

I'm an Android app developer. But, naturally, I have some insight into what my iOS colleagues do. Every iOS developer I know views the app store as an asinine hurdle that they have to clear, standing between them and their users. They never see it as something helpful. They certainly never see it anything like the way Apple's marketing portrays it. The process of releasing an update is stressful because you just never know whether they'll reject your app over something minor that you consider perfectly normal or even intentional. Oh, you fixed a critical bug? Too bad, we've typed the word "sex" into the search field and turned the safe search off, and naked people came up. You have to change your ToS to disallow that for us to consider approving your update.