ITT: "Political correctness gone mad." Proposed title: "Hobbyist chemist awakens the force of reaction" In my day... society didn't change for the better. But

ITT: "Political correctness gone mad." Proposed title: "Hobbyist chemist awakens the force of reaction" In my day... society didn't change for the better. But even if it did, which it didn't, every unique snowflake became a highly offended victim of the change and complained loudly about it as if to signal their virtues. Even if that change was mostly imagined and you had to come up with highly contrived and distorted examples to convince people that the thing you were massively offended about actually exists and is a problem, it would pose no threat to the prelapsarian and rosy hued fantasy of the past that you had donned your suite of armour to defend.