01 December 2011: Microsoft licenses Windows under Apache license. 02 December 2011: Apple announces merger with Exxon-Mobile. All iOS devices now powered by g

01 December 2011: Microsoft licenses Windows under Apache license. 02 December 2011: Apple announces merger with Exxon-Mobile. All iOS devices now powered by gasoline. On completely unrelated news, price of gasoline jumps from $4/galon to $20.