The simple non-serious solution to this is for governments to require that before a user can consent to a legal "agreement" (like a privacy policy, or an EULA)

The simple non-serious solution to this is for governments to require that before a user can consent to a legal "agreement" (like a privacy policy, or an EULA) they have to have it read to them, live, by a lawyer. At 150 words per minute, that agreement would have taken half an hour to read, which lawyers would charge at least £50 for.