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As a shareholder, I think that not making as much money as possible is the real evil here. I always interpreted "don't be evil" as "don't waste money building a
by Edman274 5y ago
As a shareholder, I think that not making as much money as possible is the real evil here. I always interpreted "don't be evil" as "don't waste money building an aquarium for sharks with lasers on their heads". I never in my darkest nightmares thought it meant "shut down profitable centers of corporate growth just because some bleeding hearts say that it's bad to pollute developing countries with planned obsolescent e-waste."
- rjbwork 5y agoPoe's law right here. I really had no idea if this was genuine or satire the first 3 times I read it. I'm pretty sure it's satire.
- Edman274 5y agoYeah, the ambiguity was intentional, and you're right.
- lupire 5y agoYour problem is that you are "as a shareholder" where the values are the business proposition to the customers. Also your problem is that you favor evil ways of making money, but don't call it evil, instead of owning the evil.
- projectazorian 5y agoIn American capitalism the investors are the real customers, not the consumers.
- blululu 5y agoOf all the massive cash fires at Google (Cloud) you’re concerned about the shark photonics lab? That one might actually pay off some day with meaningful improvements in marine fiber optic cables. Given how important deep sea optics are for Google’s core business it is a negligible cost with a huge upside.