I don't have an answer for you but this stood out: > My resume would probably look like a big wall of entry-level skills because I've tried so many things hopi

I don't have an answer for you but this stood out: > My resume would probably look like a big wall of entry-level skills because I've tried so many things hoping I'd find something bearable. As someone that has reviewed resumes, I can say this isn't a problem. You're (going to be) a fresh graduate, it's expected by nearly every employer that you'll have entry-level skills.