Goddamnit. I was already having a bad day. I've run jsonip.com off of linode for over a decade. They've been incredibly reliable as a hosting service. I don't

Goddamnit. I was already having a bad day. I've run jsonip.com off of linode for over a decade. They've been incredibly reliable as a hosting service. I don't have any experience with Akamai, but I generally find acquisitions are the death of any good service. Goddamn it.