I don't think you've used the web enough or other alternatives enough :) Signing up for a service online generally is fraught with unconcealable patterns. The

I don't think you've used the web enough or other alternatives enough :) Signing up for a service online generally is fraught with unconcealable patterns. The web is filled with scams and rip-offs designed by many of the same folks calling for apple to open up. Seriously, many of the alliance or whatever have very unsavory histories.