P1: Would you like to buy this banana? P2: That's an apple. P1: No, it's a banana. P2: Dude, that's clearly an apple. P1: Okay, it's an apple, but by preten

P1: Would you like to buy this banana? P2: That's an apple. P1: No, it's a banana. P2: Dude, that's clearly an apple. P1: Okay, it's an apple, but by pretending it's yellow and long, we're bypassing the rules for selling apples. P2: That's not.... that's now how any of this works