It's quite short. I can't find a link to a quote online, a transcript is: "Last month, the notorious paedophile Sidney Cook was blasted into space, to spend th

It's quite short. I can't find a link to a quote online, a transcript is: "Last month, the notorious paedophile Sidney Cook was blasted into space, to spend the rest of his life aboard a one-man prison vessel, posing no further threat to children on Earth. But it was revealed that an eight-year old boy was placed on board, by mistake, and is now trapped alone in space with the monster. A spokesman said: 'This is the one thing we didn't want to happen' "