That's a great sendup, but it looks different when juxtaposed against the alternatives. - "I haven't created anything I'm proud of, but that's because my nerve

That's a great sendup, but it looks different when juxtaposed against the alternatives. - "I haven't created anything I'm proud of, but that's because my nerve cells aren't folding the proteins that do that. I'm not happy with my life, but I can't change the laws of organic chemistry. I'm watching Netflix right now because of, uhh, alleles." - "I'm smart and I'm great and everything comes naturally to me. It's lame to try hard because only people who aren't gifted have to. That's why we call them 'tryhards.'" - "I believe one of the above, but I express it in other words because I'm aware of how bad they sound when set right out there." Among them all, the one you're satirizing is really the hero.