Me to one of the others when looking at college photos: "is that an affliction shirt"... Them "yeah I was kinda a dbag post college till I got married". me "wai

Me to one of the others when looking at college photos: "is that an affliction shirt"... Them "yeah I was kinda a dbag post college till I got married". me "wait is that a wristband, were you watching UFC pay per view"... them "actually, yes". Do you need me to enumerate all of them for you? :)