I'll give it a chance when it has algebraic data types and pattern matching. The fact that they post these as examples of language features they don't want mean

I'll give it a chance when it has algebraic data types and pattern matching. The fact that they post these as examples of language features they don't want means I don't want to touch it with a ten-foot pole. I look at Option, Either, and functor in dartz and I can see that the ergonomics are so bad and noisy to read. Semicolons required in a modern language is the cherry atop this ‘nope’ dessert.