OH, I remember this person's story about setting up way-too-much smart tech in their house. Her whole shtick is this kind of IT HAPPENED TO ME weird quasi-alarm

OH, I remember this person's story about setting up way-too-much smart tech in their house. Her whole shtick is this kind of IT HAPPENED TO ME weird quasi-alarmist immersive reporting, and I imagine it's incredibly tedious in real life. It definitely is on the page. I closed the tab once I realized it was the same person.