I get that this is a facetious comment, but I'd like to highlight to two groups my social network falls into. Anyone I know who is technical isn't looking for

I get that this is a facetious comment, but I'd like to highlight to two groups my social network falls into. Anyone I know who is technical isn't looking for a 6 month contract role in helpdesk halfway across the country that requires on-site presence. Anyone else I know, even those who are unemployed, is non-technical and unqualified for the role.