I just want New Pipe, firefox with ublock and emulators on my iPhone/iPad. Put the side loading toggle behind a thousand warning screens, make me run 3km in 12

I just want New Pipe, firefox with ublock and emulators on my iPhone/iPad. Put the side loading toggle behind a thousand warning screens, make me run 3km in 12 min to prove that I’m worth it. But please allow it already or I’m out of the apple bandwagon on my next purchase.