I will never, ever, subscribe to an app. If you make an app that somehow creates a time portal transporting Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Party of Five to my hous

I will never, ever, subscribe to an app. If you make an app that somehow creates a time portal transporting Jennifer Love Hewitt circa Party of Five to my house with amorous intent, I will turn up my nose and refuse to subscribe. On the other hand if you _sell_ that app for a reasonable price, I will happily purchase a license. And then you can release a new one yearly with new features, perhaps teleporting Alyson Hannigan circa Buffy the Vampire Slayer to my love casa, and I'll buy that one too.