One of my all time favorites is when mkdir fails with "No such file or directory". Like, yeah… that's why I'm asking you to make it. I've basically hard-wired a

One of my all time favorites is when mkdir fails with "No such file or directory". Like, yeah… that's why I'm asking you to make it. I've basically hard-wired a section of my brain to recognize this & realize that there's some parent that doesn't exist. Recently got a beautiful error from Azure AD which is grammatically broken. In the "I accidentally it" sense, whole verb missing. Sensible additions to try to fix the parse of the error message results in a message that says "you can't do it because X isn't true" … except that X is true. (Over week later, and Azure Support missing their alleged SLA yet again … IDK, we're still waiting for an answer.) Once had an x86 fault with #DIV in some assembly code. Normally #DIV means "division by zero" … and that's what I thought it meant exactly at the time, but it turns out it can also mean that the destination register was too small. Spend a good while wondering why I was getting "division by zero" when the register wasn't 0.