I despise the Switch joycons, and not just for the drift issues. “Is my controller in single horizontal mode or paired vertical mode?”, “I want to be player 1”

I despise the Switch joycons, and not just for the drift issues. “Is my controller in single horizontal mode or paired vertical mode?”, “I want to be player 1”, “stop hitting buttons!”, “The pairing failed.” When the kids play together it’s always a shit show. Contrast this with the PS4, we pick up the controllers and play. I’ve never had to even think about the controllers with the PlayStation, they just work.