Every LinkedIn self-congratulatory post Author: In a position of power Poor Schmuck: Desperate for a job so that they can keep their apt, eat food Author: Take

Every LinkedIn self-congratulatory post Author: In a position of power Poor Schmuck: Desperate for a job so that they can keep their apt, eat food Author: Takes pity on the poor schmuck Poor Schmuck: Works like a slave to have basic necessities Author: Gloats about how they unearthed a gem Author: Lesson from this incident