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I always feel compelled to reply: "I was rushing to an interview still drunk from the night before. I hit a cyclist, but just turned on my wipers and got there
by goldcd 5y ago
I always feel compelled to reply:
"I was rushing to an interview still drunk from the night before. I hit a cyclist, but just turned on my wipers and got there in time.
After waiting 30 mins they told me my interviewer had been involved in a tragic accident, but as I was here would I like their CEO job?"
#KeepClimbing #PressureWashYourFender
- ben-gy 5y agoHahaha
- Lapsa 5y agoit's called bowling
- jondwillis 5y agowhy? “they set them up, you knock them down?”
- nefitty 5y agoOh God, humor. How unprofessional.
- BrandoElFollito 5y agoThis is something I was thinking about recently. Humor and corporations do not much but I always refused to fake the "how interesting, let me add some crap to this bullshit and look as if believe it" Initially I was the village idiot, and gradually become free to actually say what I want to say. Since it is not really PC it was meet with terrified smiles or dedain. But what was said was said. I like this situation very much because I can relieve some of the stress and straight lies, without confrontation.
- Wonnk13 5y agoI swear to god this is something my father would repost. smh.
- goldcd 5y agoGive your mom my regards
- mountainb 5y agoBased. Endorsed. This is how jobs should be assigned. #ByCrom