As a teenager I would have pleaded discomfort for being taught any history, and claimed exemption from any exam related to the subject because of said discomfor

As a teenager I would have pleaded discomfort for being taught any history, and claimed exemption from any exam related to the subject because of said discomfort. Academic history books are so very different from history textbooks as fed to children... I invite any affected reader and their parents to go ahead with this, flying-spaghetti-monster style.