Dear Mr/Ms Parfe, Please provide definitive proof that you are not a pederast by no later than thursday of this week. Please provide the requested material so

Dear Mr/Ms Parfe, Please provide definitive proof that you are not a pederast by no later than thursday of this week. Please provide the requested material so that we can resolve this matter as quickly as possible. Thank You. Ima Cog, Undersecretary of Legal Enchainment.