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I used to just DDOS people’s AIM and messengers if they crossed me, as a phantom curse attached to them and they had no idea the cause. I would chat with them
by vmception 5y ago
I used to just DDOS people’s AIM and messengers if they crossed me, as a phantom curse attached to them and they had no idea the cause.
I would chat with them as normal at the same time, chuckling to myself as they kept falling offline following a barrage of emoticons and requests from my army of chat bots that made their process run out of memory.
Eventually I’d bore of it. Or have one of the chatbots tell them not to cross someone again. In your scenario I probably would have said it was the person he got the exploit from, instead of making a link to someone I care about.
- suzzer99 5y agoWay way back in the day, my friend wrote a program that would format the user's Commodore 5 1/4" floppy disk (usually the one that also ran their BBS) if they just tried to load it. They didn't even have to run it. If someone screwed us, we'd create a new identity and upload a file named after a hot new pirated game to their BBS. Then sit back and watch the BBS go offline for a while.
- vmception 5y agoNiiiice, that reminds me of why I dont pirate Windows disk images any more, theyre all compromised! The “slim” builds with a buncha stuff deleted and also preloaded was nice, but now they just steal crypto.
- grepfru_it 5y agoOnce in middle school, I wrote a fake format command and added it to autoexec.bat on my moms computer then promptly forgot about it because video games and sugar. Turns out she didn’t turn on her computer until Monday morning while I was at school. Mild mannered me was called to the principals office, expecting the worst. It was my mom on the phone frantically worried that her hard drive had just been nuked. I tell her what I did and she didn’t stop laughing for like 10 minutes. I was still grounded but I was allowed to use the computer or still play video games. Ahhh the 90s
- lolvmception 5y ago
- atdrummond 5y agoIt's just as sad you made an account just to troll the user you're replying to, given the username.
- vmception 5y agothat’s pure irony, that account is older and not me, mods follow that pretty closely and would have long flagged all if that was the case way more amusing all the vms coming out of the woodwork on the most random thread
- lolvmception2 5y ago
- vmception 5y agoI was going to write it earlier but I was content with the statute of limitations so just bring it up when I run for office, it pretty much has nothing to do with what you believe I wrote about what happened, its a different reaction than the person I replied to - who actually visited the person instead of calling the police - there was no prowess associated with my response only that it was different and impersonal and also satisfactory, no more no less
- lolvmception 5y ago
- vm2196 5y agoYou must be real fun at parties. Dickweed.