I, too, have disagreed with vorpalhex before, but: 1) Sarcasm is a nuanced perspective. (It's also all that hucksters deserve, and Solana Pay is hucksterism.)

I, too, have disagreed with vorpalhex before, but: 1) Sarcasm is a nuanced perspective. (It's also all that hucksters deserve, and Solana Pay is hucksterism.) 2) Is pessimism something to be intrinsically avoided? Particularly when it concerns the unironically-made promise of "on-chain offers".