While all the while dangling that "And won't this program be awesome when you're one of the rich ones?" cookie in front of everyone. "Sure I might be poor now,

While all the while dangling that "And won't this program be awesome when you're one of the rich ones?" cookie in front of everyone. "Sure I might be poor now, but I am fully against any sort of wealth or inheritance taxes because it harms my fantasy that I'll be living on a private island by the time I die." We give money to the rich and advertise it to the rich and hopefully temporarily poor.