When my brother was very young, maybe 4 or 5, he wanted to get McDonald's one day. My mom, for whatever reason, didn't want to and told him McDonald's food was

When my brother was very young, maybe 4 or 5, he wanted to get McDonald's one day. My mom, for whatever reason, didn't want to and told him McDonald's food was too greasy. He insisted that it wasn't greasy at all. My mom told him it was. This went back and forth with him getting more and more upset until he finally screamed "GREASE IS WHAT DAD PUTS ON THE WHEELS OF THE CAR". My Dad always did all his own oil changes and lubed the wheels with a grease gun. My brother had watched him do this and was furious that he thought my mom was insisting that the thick axle grease that came out of the grease gun was what was on McDonald's food.