"Let's spend 15 minutes of a sprint planning meeting with 8 people talking about who will handle the ticket to make an already-understood 2 line change" is a re

"Let's spend 15 minutes of a sprint planning meeting with 8 people talking about who will handle the ticket to make an already-understood 2 line change" is a regular favorite, but small overall. I've seen developers wait for months for the paperwork to complete for them to take the special IT-security training, after which their accounts were finally given the rights needed to install the development environment on their workstations.