And now for the grand question: Why the heck does a dishwasher need firmware updates? And in case the answer is "because its on WiFi and thus needs securi

And now for the grand question: Why the heck does a dishwasher need firmware updates? And in case the answer is "because its on WiFi and thus needs security updates": Why in the flying heck does a D I S H W A S H E R need to be on WiFi?