Brings back memories! I've had several such hacky things for my GF (now wife) and vice-versa. `eject` + a post-it on the CD-rom tray 'Hey, look behind you!' `

Brings back memories! I've had several such hacky things for my GF (now wife) and vice-versa. `eject` + a post-it on the CD-rom tray 'Hey, look behind you!' `ssh my-machine.local espeak 'dinner is ready'` or `ssh her-machine.home espeak "please pick up the phone! important!"`. With a simple button exposed via a .desktop file.