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There is much truth in this post. Perhaps controversially, I think Microsoft's real "B2B" success comes from treating end users like crap. Arguably their only
by azalemeth 5y ago
There is much truth in this post.
Perhaps controversially, I think Microsoft's real "B2B" success comes from treating end users like crap. Arguably their only successful "end user" product line is Gaming, and that (on Windows) has grown with comparatively modest investment on Microsoft's part or with phenomenal (bought, third-party IP-based) software and a bucketload of cash (Xbox division).
Microsoft's true success in the business world comes from ultimately targeting managers – be they in an IT department or otherwise. They are afforded real power over users. GPC can deny a user the ability to do something with their computer that other users can do. Permissions can be very finely grained. Office has, for many years, come with some form of document-based DRM. Microsoft as a company seems to love DRM; they invented activation, for god's sake. The net result of this is that they know what managers like, which is, in fact, to manage. They centralise. They absorb. They have created a huge, confusing, proprietary computer-verse completely orthogonal to the rest of the world (except inasmuch as the rest of the world needs to interact with it).
A lot of their product line boils down to implementing MBA newspeek in disguise: clearly; writing good web software is difficult and a good business-orientated app features database, GUI and user-interaction parts – thus Dynamics CRM is born. It's not the business's "core competence" to redevelop those skills -- they're hard. Tie it in with their other B2B offerings and you have central control over both employees' performance, and customer's offerings, in a very tailored, swish way. Sure, other companies can do this (looking at you, Salesforce) but this is just one example. Salesforce can't also do, say, long-term archival storage on Azure for less than a cent per GB, and won't provide you with a calendar-and-meeting-filled video-chat app that is "free" with your existing subscriptions.
All of these things tick boxes. They provide "return" on the "investment" of paying the microsoft tax. The broader their product offering, no matter how shit it is to the poor saps that have to use it, the cheaper it effectively becomes. That's the true success of microsoft: they've always been big enough to do things well enough, conglomorate enough stuff, and amortise its effective cost over lots of different offerings. The net result looks good on an Excel spreadsheet, features that managers care about are there - and they keep getting business. (And end-users be damned!)
- rejectfinite 5y ago>GPC can deny a user the ability to do something with their computer that other users can do. Yes, this is for security and management. Pretty important stuff. We don't just set GPOs to be dicks.
- Karunamon 5y agoI wish more people in corporate IT thought like you did. Sadly, many seem to forget that availability is the first pillar of security.
- robertlagrant 5y agoOf course! Always invoke Hanlon's Razor.
- rejectfinite 5y agoAh yes, IT is big dumb dumb I forgor. durrrr If you want to make the equivalent of "You are stupid" comment, go back to /g/
- robertlagrant 5y agoI mean if you are incorrectly locked out of something, then don't assume malice.
- tonyedgecombe 5y ago>We don't just set GPOs to be dicks. That's not how it is perceived by users. I don't think I've come across a big organisation where IT wasn't seen as an obstacle to getting things done.
- native_samples 5y agoYeah but that's because "getting things done" for many people involves stupid stuff like installing malware-infected warez copies of Photoshop because they can't be bothered getting approval to expense a copy. I used to think IT departments were dicks, until I worked at Google and went to a tech talk by their WinOps divison (what's called IT in every other firm). They were explaining why they were transitioning Windows users to binary whitelisting - literally not a single EXE runs unless it's whitelisted by IT. I thought wow, how tyrannical, that's surely a Dilbert-esque IT power trip. And then they told us about all the stupid stuff people did with their Windows desktops. There was literally nothing so ill advised people didn't try it, and even worse, those people were sometimes very senior engineering executives. You might think such people would know better but ... no. Also, engineers aren't any more immune to phishing than anyone else, it turns out.