This felt eerily like something I would design. But the more I read, the more I realized this won't work for most people. There are a few things that sound nice

This felt eerily like something I would design. But the more I read, the more I realized this won't work for most people. There are a few things that sound nice and a lot more things that only work for specific people in specific scenarios. There are a whole lot of "wait... what?!" moments in here, but then I realize it's just a fancier MPI cluster and it makes sense.