You're the only person in this whole thread who gets it. I hope I never become the kind of person who starts thinking about basic interactions in terms of numbe

You're the only person in this whole thread who gets it. I hope I never become the kind of person who starts thinking about basic interactions in terms of number of seconds spent, chances of a minimum wage worker making a minor error in an order or how much I can get delivered without leaving my home office or speaking with a human.