A gangster was in prison, when he received a letter from his mother. "We miss you very much, and it will be hard for your father to till the garden without you.

A gangster was in prison, when he received a letter from his mother. "We miss you very much, and it will be hard for your father to till the garden without you." "Don't do that, that's where I buried the guns!" he wrote back. A while later he received another note: "Some men from the prison completely dug up our garden looking for those guns, but they didn't find anything." "I know, mama. It was the least I could do for you."