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Lesson learned: "We traced the glasses to your son from the prescription by examining the files of all optometrists in the San Diego area." - if you want your p
by tgsovlerkhgsel 5y ago
Lesson learned: "We traced the glasses to your son from the prescription by examining the files of all optometrists in the San Diego area." - if you want your possessions found, you can either attach a note with your home address or an AirTag... or simply something _so_ sketchy that an intelligence agency delivers your stuff together with an awesome story.
- 0cVlTeIATBs 5y agoA gangster was in prison, when he received a letter from his mother. "We miss you very much, and it will be hard for your father to till the garden without you." "Don't do that, that's where I buried the guns!" he wrote back. A while later he received another note: "Some men from the prison completely dug up our garden looking for those guns, but they didn't find anything." "I know, mama. It was the least I could do for you."