I can't help to be reminded, just by the title, of these two very Canadian songs: King of Spain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF3JfiexLVA https://www.youtub

I can't help to be reminded, just by the title, of these two very Canadian songs: King of Spain: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF3JfiexLVA https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OF3JfiexLVA The Last Saskatchewan Pirate: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8G_L9tXEwmc The first is a tale of the King of Spain who leaves his station to become a singer and to work at the pizza pizza. The second is the story of a farmer, who after losing the farm, becomes a pirate on the Saskatchewan river. If you combine the two, and squint just right...